By now, you’ve probably heard the crazy news that the New York City health department has published an official guide to shooting heroin. The 70,000 flyers cost taxpayers $32,000. As you might expect, this has caused a little bit of an uproar.
I’m probably in the minority here, but it’s my opinion that there can never be enough inappropriate government-sanctioned brochures.
With that in mind, here are ten suggestions for follow-up pamphlets that I strongly urge the sensible honchos running New York City to consider publishing.
—How to Binge Drink on Bleecker Street
John Sellers 