As if you needed another reason to hit Target First Saturdays at the Brooklyn Museum — I’ll be doing a reading at 9 p.m. on January 2, 2010.

Please be aware that, should you choose to join me — and I hope you do — the Brooklyn Museum sells booze at First Saturdays events. I trust you know what to do with this information.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No one got me Them Crooked Vultures for Christmas!