Goon

My friend Rob Walker sent me this video yesterday, thank god.

I really want this same type of thing to be done with Beverly Hills, 90210. Which one of you will make that happen for me?

Meanwhile, it really depressed me when Gary Coleman got a little older and could no longer pull off being “the cute kid” and the producers decided to reload with a fresh-faced brat named Sam, who grated every nerve. His irksomeness might be best evidenced by this weird scene, in which a goon threatens to kill Mr. Drummond. Oh, no, he didn’t!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I spent probably too much time today determining that my second book, Arcade Fever: The Fan’s Guide to the Golden Age of Video Games, has averaged 160.28 copies sold per month since it was published in August 2001.