As if you needed another reason to hit Target First Saturdays at the Brooklyn Museum — I’ll be doing a reading at 9 p.m. on January 2, 2010.
Please be aware that, should you choose to join me — and I hope you do — the Brooklyn Museum sells booze at First Saturdays events. I trust you know what to do with this information.
WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No one got me Them Crooked Vultures for Christmas!
John Sellers 
John, on page 109 of your book ‘perfect from now on’ you have made a huge error (of judgement):
“Dave Matthews has stinky pheromones.” You can’t possibly have meant this, and so I am writing to let you know that your editor has missed this contextual typo and you should fire him/her immediately.
Dave Matthews employs a brilliant amount of fiddle, oh yes, I said that. He also has the best dance moves since … Well, since page 52.
One more thing: “‘Jeez-just shut up and rock!'” = brilliance. I am going to do my best to work this into a conversation while I study in London.
thanks, rad book.
-Vancouver, Canada
Ha — thanks, Monika. I will definitely let my editor know about this extreme lapse in judgment. Heads will roll!