How to Shoot Heroin, and Other Fun New York City Pamphlets

Take_Charge_Take_Care-9.jpgBy now, you’ve probably heard the crazy news that the New York City health department has published an official guide to shooting heroin. The 70,000 flyers cost taxpayers $32,000. As you might expect, this has caused a little bit of an uproar.

Check out the PDF here.

I’m probably in the minority here, but it’s my opinion that there can never be enough inappropriate government-sanctioned brochures.

With that in mind, here are ten suggestions for follow-up pamphlets that I strongly urge the sensible honchos running New York City to consider publishing.

—How to Binge Drink on Bleecker Street

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