13 thoughts on “Dear Michael Cera”

1. But he’s so cute! A hoodie in every color…he’s living out every emo-kid’s dream.

   1. And Dov Charney’s as well!

2. He’s so casual and unassuming. Why are you threatened by someone so milquetoast?

   No, seriously – it’s the hoodie-over-buttondown that gets me. Mike, if you’re chilly, go to a vintage store and get a hipster sportcoat.

   1. Tough love, Joshua. Cera’s like a brother or something, but sometimes you have to be stern. I mean, what about a nice hipster track jacket instead?

3. He’s adorable, and you can never have too many hoodies!

   1. The sad part is, I was wearing my own red American Apparel hoodie when I posted this.

      1. Hah! I knew it.

      2. Fashion hypocrite!

4. I was charmed when he played George-Michael Bluth in “Arrested Development,” then less charmed when he continued to play him in every indie movie to be released for the last four years. Now I’d like him to go away, please, and take his girlfriend with him.

5. As a fellow Canadian, I agree. I think he needs to up his sartorial game. I did like him in Juno, though.

6. He plays the same character in every movie, so it’s only natural that he wears the same outfit.

7. As someone who would never wear such an outfit, I know people who do, and loathe the vaguely condescending awareness of hipness they carry. If they were more cocky, I wouldn’t mind, but they are all so insecure in their mainstream perfection.

8. Harsh. Seemed to work out pretty well for Mr. Rogers.

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