Outside in the sky, something called a “sun” has appeared. Not much is known about this phenomenon yet as it is our first prolongued exposure to it since records of that sort have been kept. But we know this: The sun brings warmth with it, and warmth doesn’t suck. Still, this smells like a practical joke. Is this a practical joke?

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I remembered what I forgot to remember: My car’s air-conditioning is kaput. It might be time to ditch the Corsica.