In the absence of time, I’m only able today to give you a list of the top 10 lamest cassette tapes I listened to regularly in my 1976 Datsun B-210 beater, i.e. my first car (driven 1986-87; died 1988):

10. Journey, Raised on Radio

9. Bon Jovi, self-titled

8. George Thorogood, Live

7. Arcadia, So Red the Rose

6. Whodini, Back in Black

5. Whitesnake, Slide It In

4. ABC, How to Be a… Zillionaire!

3. Dokken, Tooth and Nail

2. Vinnie Vincent Invasion, self-titled

1. Falco, Falco 3

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
There’s nothing worse than a hater. Unless that hater is me.