Okay, I failed to post an entry here on Saturday, which would seem to turn my promise of 40 straight days into a load of horse puckey. But using the power invested in me by the Blogger tool bar, I have magically posted this entry yesterday, even though I’m writing it today. Everybody wins. Except the people who lose. You know who you are.

The CPC Gangbangs show last night was predictably incredible. There was some good-natured slam-dancing. I even learned something: CPC stands for Canadian Pork Council.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
There is a sink full of dirty dishes in my immediate future.