DATELINE: AUSTIN — I got my ten-gallon hat on and I’m calling everyone “galoot.” Yes, Sellers is in Texas, and he’s fighting what seems like the entire world To get into the “good” shows to see the “good” bands. Hands off my Lone Star, mofo!
This is just a reminder to anyone here in Austin to come to my reading on Friday at 7pm at Book People. There will be free beer. And a free reading. And free love. I will fulfill all your needs. Unless you want pizza. No pizza will be served. I know. I suck. Damn.
WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No one has posted an Amazon Customer Review yet for Perfect From Now On. Waaaah!