I am busily preparing for my Jeopardy! audition this Friday. This reminds me of the time two years ago when I appeared on the Comedy Central game show Beat the Geeks and lost because I couldn’t think of enough celebrity chefs in 15 seconds. (I could name only Emeril, the Wok with Yan guy and, strangely, Paul Prudhomme. I suck!) The answer: No. The question: Will Angry John Sellers fluster similarly at his Jeopardy! audition? Correct! The answer: This pale, bony Michigander with a penchant for Sapporo beer will be the next Jeopardy! champion. The question: Who is Angry John Sellers? Correct!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

Major writer’s block!