Some cleaning up: First, editorially: I’ve revised Monday’s entry to include an obvious joke that I didn’t think of until today. (Duh! I’m such a noodlebrain!) Second, literally: I just took a shower, and am therefore cleaned up, at least until I lather myself up with bacon grease. Finally, metaphysically: I am clearing away the cobwebs in my noodlebrain, and will now look at things through rose-colored glasses! Hello, God? It’s me, Margaret!


I can’t figure out which was worse: Chevy Chase’s talk show or Magic Johnson’s. Might be the proverbial pick’em.