Did anyone notice that both Flintstones movies—the first starring John Goodman and Rick Moranis as Fred and Barney, the second trading way down to Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin—aired on Sci-Fi Channel on Wednesday night? Because that’s making no sense to me. Sure, that damn space freak Gazoo appears in one of them. (And for the last time, it’s Gazoo, not Kazoo.) But does the mere presence of an alien make something science fiction? I think not. Two demerits!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

I can’t figure out the guitar tuning used in the best song of all time. (Uh, that would be Pavement’s “Frontwards.”)