How Not to Behave on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, actress Patricia Heaton sucked it big time on the back-in-primetimeĀ Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Monday night. Check it out:

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While utter fails like this (and this!) amuse me no end, they also make me want to rip out my own spinal cord. The anger probably stems from not being able to appear on the program myself; as a former Millionaire question writer, I am forever ineligible. But it might also be coming from my head-slapping hatred for the many contestants who, even after all these years, seem to have no idea how conduct themselves on the show.

Luckily for future contestants, I have put together a handy primer on how not to behave onĀ Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
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