I just did something hilarious. And very adult.

I typed “5318008” into my calculator and turned it upside down.

That shit cheers me up every time I do it, which happens approximately once every 18 months.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
Why has e-mail become the preferred method of communication for basically everyone regarding everything? Answer: To taunt me. Life was so much simpler in 1990. And I saw my friends more then, too. (So screams he to the Internet on a blog accessed via a GMail account!)