Clampdown

So my article about “female Shreks” for the June issue of Details is out. I learned that not by flipping through a copy of the magazine, but by reading this hilarious post on Jezebel.com — and boy, do they let me have it! Ouch!

What a load of useless noise — my lame article included, said article obviously being a work-for-hire and concerning a subject that I could personally give a rat’s ass about and written “zombie-style” using the time-honored royal “we” of men’s magazines.

Anyway, here’s something that I wrote that I’m actually proud of and which I doubt will offend any feminists, although seriously, what doesn’t? It’s my interview with Marisa Tomei for Time Out New York. Enjoy.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
Toilet overflowed!

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