As fast as I can I’m going to try and rattle off all the publications in which I’ve been published, as an exercise in both ego and memory. (But mostly ego.) And I’ll even try to do it in chronological order starting with the oldest. Go!
Time Out New York
The New York Times
*The Atlantic Monthly
[* denotes an after-the-fact update]
I feel like I’m missing a couple, and a lot of these are likely out of order. And what does any of this have to do with Morrissey’s 49th birthday? Nothing. But this does: