Never Had No One Ever

As fast as I can I’m going to try and rattle off all the publications in which I’ve been published, as an exercise in both ego and memory. (But mostly ego.) And I’ll even try to do it in chronological order starting with the oldest. Go!

Travel Holiday
Blockbuster
TV Guide
Time Out New York
Entertainment Weekly
React
Marie Claire
ARTnews
Details
Maxim
GQ
FHM
Us
Slate
*Sports Illustrated
Nerve
New York
Premiere
Elle Girl
Elle
Esquire
*Black Book
Spin
The New York Times
*The Atlantic Monthly
The Believer
*Men’s Journal

[* denotes an after-the-fact update]

I feel like I’m missing a couple, and a lot of these are likely out of order. And what does any of this have to do with Morrissey’s 49th birthday? Nothing. But this does:

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