Somehow the June/July issue of The Believer (the magazine’s annual music issue) has been printed and shipped even though it contains an eight-page essay by yours truly entitled “Misguided Missionaries from the Church of Dylansis (And Other Rock Religions).” (It starts out like this.) My dad‘s going to love this one.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
Jose Mesa and his 12.34 ERA is STILL on the Detroit Tigers. Unbelievable.