I’m going to see the Silversun Pickups tonight. I fully expect them to cover my favorite Smashing Pumpkins tune, “Mayonaise.” This live video from 1993 makes me wistful for the days when Corgan still had cherubic appeal. And hair. And zero volumes of poetry.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
ABC greenlighted a sitcom revolving around the Geico cavemen.