This poorly written, poorly sourced item in today’s New York Post (reprinted below) made me laugh. As everyone now knows — or should know, because if you haven’t bought my book yet you totally suck and you know it — I know exactly how these kids feel.

EASILY SCARED

KINDERGARTEN kids in ritzy L.A. suburb Calabasas have been coming home to their parents and talking about the “weird man” who keeps coming to their class to sing “scary” songs on his guitar. The “weird” one turns out to be Bob Dylan, whose grandson (Jakob Dylan’s son) attends the school. He’s been singing to the kindergarten class just for fun, but the kiddies have no idea they’re being serenaded by a musical legend – to them, he’s just Weird Guitar Guy.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
It’s already May. May! How the hell did it get to be May already!? I’m still feeling totally February.