I haven’t had much time to post lately, which is why I haven’t posted lately. But of course something that just occurred has prompted me to log in to say:

THE DETROIT TIGERS BEAT THE FUCKING NEW YORK YANKEES! SUCK IT, STEINBRENNER! AND SUCK IT, YANKEES FANS! IN FACT, YANKEES FANS AND STEINBRENNER SHOULD SUCK EACH OTHER!

Okay, I shall now retreat into silence again. However, I will return in November on a daily basis. You heard it here first!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
The annual shame at not being able to find the perfect fall jacket has arrived with the seasonably cold weather.