What is your favorite song today? Mine is “Fairies Wear Boots” by Black Sabbath. I bet your song is wimpier. Well, except maybe the title.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
As evidenced by the Super Bowl halftime show, Mick Jagger is in better shape than I am. At 62, he’s able to chicken-walk around a stage for three songs without wheezing. I get tired walking across the street to my deli. But I am in better shape than Ron Wood.

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