No posts this week because there’s been a power outage in the left side of my brain. It won’t turn into a big, stinky hiatus, though, just this week. Not that my six or eight readers (an overestimate?) will care.

Actually, who are we kidding — this’ll kill the whole lot of ya.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
If you haven’t heard, the Kansas Board of Education voted 6-4 in favor of intelligent design. I’m having brain issues, but it seems to me there’s an easy joke in there somewhere. I was thinking of one that involved them passing a second resolution, also 6 to 4 in favor, of changing the name of the board to the Board of Edu-muh-cation. BUT THAT’S NOT FUNNY.