Due to the worst computer problems I have ever known, I will unfortunately not be keen to update this hooey in the immediate future. I’m hoping that I’ll have the situation resolved by Monday, but who the hell knows what’s wrong with that piece of electronic crap?

But I will bow out with the following: Here’s what you need to know about groundhogs today, especially the part about their excrement.

P.S. Anyone who’s e-mailed me recently is unlikely to get a snappy reply, and I greatly regret it.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

A lot of writing and personal shit might be lost forever, because I’m the type of guy who won’t stop for directions and won’t back up life-or-death computer files.