Dateline: Las Vegas. I’m having a quandry. Pringles Potato Chips Small from the minibar cost $3. But Pringles Potato Chips Large are $5. Not sure I want to spend a fiver on artery clogging chips, but we’re talking double the number of chips here. What to do? Maybe I’ll go for the Gardetto Deli Style Mustard Pretzels for $4.50. In fact — sold!
WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I stayed up late last night to watch Jerry Maguire. Bad, bad mistake, because now I’ve got “show me the money” in my head, as well as various images from CBS’s “Meego,” Jonathan Lipnicki’s short-lived team-up with Bronson Pinchot. Meego throw up now.