Guided By Voices will appear on Conan tonight. If you don’t want to cream your jeans or don’t want to ovulate, then don’t watch their performance on the show. Otherwise, prepare to be blown away by rock ‘n’ roll.


Those disturbing CBS promos for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that featured “animagic,” or CBS’s troubling decision to render Ray Romano, David Letterman, Greg Gumbel and other CBS stars (uh, Greg Gumbel?) in Rankin-Bass-style stop-motion to promote a timeless holiday special that doesn’t need promoting. Rudolph sells itself, people. If only the Humble Bumble could go apeshit in the CBS promo department.