I know I’m disappointing y’all on a daily basis here, but bear with me for a few days while I get over an adult-sized bangeroo brought on by work issues. Are the Robert Urich ads I just referred to for Excedrin or for Bufferin? I need to know!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

I woke up at noon. It was as if I was an ibex felled by a pygmy’s poison dart.