Okay, I missed a post yesterday. Sue me! Today, I’m going to be a shill. An AJS reader sent me a link to the T-shirts he produces, and I’m on board. Scroll to the right in the T-shirt section, and you’ll see that the definite winner here is “Chester A. Arthur Is Totally A. Awesome.” Buy it! As for future shirts, may I suggest “The Polk’s On You” and “Zachary Taylor: The Ugliest Prez.” See, this is why I don’t make ironic presidential T-shirts for a living.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

Dick Cheney didn’t pop a vein last night. Darn.