If anyone is here solely because of the Gawker interview, welcome, and let me be the first to tell you what my three or six regular readers already know: This blog sucks sweet monkey ass. I don’t update it regularly, never will, and most of the stuff I post isn’t truly angry, but more like lukewarm minestrone. So I’m falsely advertising here. It should be “Semi-Angry John Sellers.” But I am very happy (or semi-happy) to have you.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

Gawker cut out the only good part of my photo: I’m standing in front of a sign that says “House of Pies.”