I can’t figure out how the fuck to upload photos on this damn thing.


I opened an item of my landlord’s mail by mistake yesterday and, man, it just happened to be something incredibly private: an $11,000 check! Worse, I’d accidentally grabbed the letter in late August, meaning I’d had it in my possession for three full weeks. I contemplated throwing it away, in order to avoid the embarrassment of playing the anti Mr. McFeely with him. (“Not-so-speedy delivery!”) Why couldn’t I have accidentally opened an item of his mail that had a picture of Ed McMahon on it?