I’m back from Los Angeles and the convention for the pfugly and the sebacious. The only celebrity sightings: Tom Green, who I once interviewed over eggs; and Keri Russell’s weird, secretive roommate from the TV show Felicity. Pretty lame, if you ask me. However, I did eat at the House of Pies, and therefore my trip was a minor success.
WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I bought an apple bran muffin at the coffee hut and it didn’t even begin to satisfy my man-sized hunger!