I’ve been too busy with work and packing to enter the blogosphere the past few days—sorry! Also, I’m sorry for using the term “blogosphere.” Who the hell came up with that? Some sissy-boy commie, I bet.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

I have the Mr. Belvedere theme song burned into my brain: “Streaks on the china, never mattered before, don’t care. When you drop-kicked your jacket as you walked through the door, no one glared…” Help me!