Alex Rodriguez is a Yankee. Not surprising. What is surprising is that everyone seems to think it was, and that most people believe it makes Steinbrenner’s goons a lock to win the World Series. But I say: Never count out the Rally Monkey! You can, however, count out my beloved Tigers, as early as April 5.


Okay, I’m mad that ARod is a Yankee because I’ll have to see his smug rictus in the Sports section that much more.