So, George W. Bush apparently left a note on the Oval Office desk for Barack Obama. Here is what I think the letter says:

Hey Barack —

The whoopee cushions are in the bottom drawer. Enjoy!

Your pal,
George

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
It’s pretty hard to be angry today. But I just discovered a Facebook page dedicated to me and cringed — at both the existence of the page itself and at the shockingly low number of fans.