Okay, this is pretty much the worst thing of all time. And I’m not talking about the product itself, although this contraption is certainly the second worst thing of all time, and yet another confirmation why all dog people are evil. No, I’m talking about the name. Poo Trap? That’s all you could come up with? What about Doggie Don’t? Or even Poo-B-Gone? Or what about Baggy of Your Hapless Dog’s Butt Mustard? But yeah, that last one’s a mouthful (not literally).

But surprise — it’s a Japanese product. Which only partially excuses the horrible name. Nothing will ever exempt this hilariously painful promo ad, however.

It’s a virtual monsoon outside. A monsoon, I tell you.