Pete Bauer, the bass guitarist from the Walkmen, just chatted live with ESPN readers. About basketball. Random. But also pretty cool.

In other random and inexplicable (albeit highly uncool) news, I am currently at the tail end of a two-week carb freeze. As in:

Hungry person #1: Ooh, is that a carb?
Hungry person #1’s conscience: Freeze!
HP#1: Freeze? What do you mean?
HP#1’sC: You heard me.

So no carbs until Saturday. That includes beer. And tots. I can’t even have any goddamn tots.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No tots!