Cory at Holy Taco has bequeathed his fantasy baseball team to me in the event of his untimely death.

A little known fact about me is that I currently have three fantasy baseball teams. Their names are Chunk White Tuna, No Cash Value and Team Squirrel.

I probably need a fourth like I need a kick to the nuts.

So please don’t die, Cory.

At least not until the season is over.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No bread in the house to make a sandwich.