Alsatian Cousin

My man Cory over at Holy Taco published this funny list of songs you should never play at a bar. It’s based on an idea that, strangely, we devised not long ago while we were at a bar bitching about the many crappy songs people seem to always play at bars. So many other songs could have made this list — “Brown Eyed Girl,” “Gold Digger,” anything by Death Cab for Cutie (seriously, DCFC is not acceptable bar music!) — but it’s hard to dispute any of the entries, especially “I Will Survive.” Please, please, please never select that song on a jukebox again. Thank you.

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