This is hilarious. My favorite line comes at the end: “This was a lot longer than I expected.” No duh.

Is there any outdoor hobby more lame than adult kickball? Funny I should ask. Here is my list of the top five lamest adult outdoor hobbies:

1. Kite-flying
2. Ultimate Frisbee, especially when referred to as “Ultimate”
3. Kickball
4. Hacky-sack
5. Civil War battle reenactments

I feel like maybe I’m forgetting about something. LARPing (live action role playing), maybe, although nerds do that indoors, too. What else?

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
The Tigers bullpen sucks.