I’m going to knock out a slew of Worst TV Shows tomorrow (not that anyone cares — where my commenters at?), but I gotta run, you gotta run, we all gotta run. Here’s a quick Sellers update:

1. My interview with Tracy Morgan will run in the January 14 issue of TV Guide.

2. My tribute to the Caribbean World Series will run in the February issue of Men’s Journal (out in mid-January).

3. My oral history of the movie Safe Men will run in the February issue of GQ (out late January).

4. My short profile of the actor Paul Dano will also run in the February issue of GQ.

5. Info about the many events scheduled for the paperback release of Perfect From Now On will be revealed soon. Stay tuned!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I’m fat as hell.