Here are some 1980’s commercials to eat up the rest of your workday. If you want to get mad enough to suffocate your gerbils, watch the one called “Annoying Encyclopedia Boy.” (To calm down, follow it up with the Hershey’s Syrup ad featuring Messy Marvin. Or any of the others, really — they’re all, like, totally excellent.)

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
I forgot to tape the two-episode Arrested Development extravaganza last night!