At 1pm today, a friend of mine is coming over to help me move my mammoth air conditioner out of my window, in hopes that it’ll make my apartment a little warmer. Until then I have a lot of work to do. It’s going to be a busy day.

I want to apologize to my mother for saying, in a smart-ass way, that she “has an exciting life.” While writing the above statement, I realized that my life isn’t exactly break-dance a minute.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

The often respected indie-music web-magazine Pitchfork has the following artists among its top 10 singles of the year: Beyonce, M.I.A., Britney Spears, Jay-Z and Annie — and those last four were right at the top. I’m not really sure what you’re trying to do here. If you’re doing this to make me projectile vomit, then bravo, amigos. Otherwise, leave the pop bullshit to Blender, okay?