Let us never speak of the “president” again, except to say: Yo, shitwad! Your main constituents are Chili’s, Applebee’s and cornpone-eating motherfuckers so fucking dumb and homophobic that it’s a wonder they have the courage to bend over to tie their shoes.

Yeah, I have no idea what that means, either. Okay, I will not discuss politics here ever again (well, not until the next time). Starting Monday, it’s back to talking about me, me, me!


On my way back from getting coffee, I passed a guy who was playing acoustic guitar while walking. He was wearing a beret!