Let us never speak of the “president” again, except to say: Yo, shitwad! Your main constituents are Chili’s, Applebee’s and cornpone-eating motherfuckers so fucking dumb and homophobic that it’s a wonder they have the courage to bend over to tie their shoes.

Yeah, I have no idea what that means, either. Okay, I will not discuss politics here ever again (well, not until the next time). Starting Monday, it’s back to talking about me, me, me!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

On my way back from getting coffee, I passed a guy who was playing acoustic guitar while walking. He was wearing a beret!