Okay, I’ve already had two complaints about my decision to change the rubric. So I’ve officially switched back. Happy, fuckers?

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

I walked by a VW Beetle that sported bright orange flowers in its factory-issue flower holder. Aww, how pretty. Hey, ass face, just because your yuppiemobile has a flower holder doesn’t mean you have to put flowers in it. FYI!

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