New favorite word: chaw. As in, “I got a pinch of chaw between my cheek and gum.” Or “I’m-a go on over to Slender’s house, suck down some moonshine, go on out to the barn and molest me a goat, and celebrate with a pinch of chaw between my cheek and gum.” Try it!

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

Death and taxes. Taxes, mostly, at least today, as I’m in full prep mode. Why can’t we just pretend to do them?

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