A few weeks back, I confided to the internet that I had been drinking a lot of beer in 2003. Definitely too much beer. The news was ignored by most, troubling to a vocal two and likely idiotic to every single person who for some reason bothered to read it. Well, it’s not 2003 anymore. A new leaf has been turned. But can we ignore what happened to me last year? Probably. In fact, that would be the wisest course of action.


My hair has rebelled against me today. Best adjective to describe it: swirly.