I swear to bejeezus that I’ll come up with something interesting to say in this spot one of these years.

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY

Late Tuesday night, my super posts a notice stating that the boiler in my apartment building needs an immediate major overhaul even though—and this must be stressed—EVERYTHING WAS WORKING JUST FINE. The result: No hot water all day Wednesday or Thursday (which means this blog must temporarily be renamed Stinky John Sellers). Thanks for the heads up, chump!