A short list of things I don’t understand:

1. The appeal of eggplant
2. The appeal of patchouli
3. The appeal of small, yapping dogs
4. The appeal of sandals for men, aka mandals
5. The appeal of the Upper West Side
6. The appeal of picnics
7. The appeal of farmer’s markets

WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
The Smiths still haven’t gotten back together.