All right, then. After nearly two weeks off to find a man named MacTavish, I’m back to deliver your semi-weekly dose of mental retardation. First off, Seventh-Grade Critic, you have caused mild dyspepsia, and therefore need to be soundly hosed. Second, Mr. Feos: You will lose. Third: Editors of the New York Post, who tooted “Kerry’s Choice: Gephardt” on its front page today, I salute you! Finally, note the new links to some of my published articles. I don’t expect you to click through to read the articles, but please note the links. That’s all a brother’s asking here.


Temperature in Glasgow: 68 degrees, mild. Temperature in NYC: 127,000 degrees, muggy as the bejeezus.