As if you needed another reason to hit Target First Saturdays at the Brooklyn Museum — I’ll be doing a reading at 9 p.m. on January 2, 2010.
Please be aware that, should you choose to join me — and I hope you do — the Brooklyn Museum sells booze at First Saturdays events. I trust you know what to do with this information.
WHY I’M ANGRY TODAY
No one got me Them Crooked Vultures for Christmas!


#1 by Monika Loevenmark on February 7, 2010 - 8:03 AM
John, on page 109 of your book ‘perfect from now on’ you have made a huge error (of judgement):
“Dave Matthews has stinky pheromones.” You can’t possibly have meant this, and so I am writing to let you know that your editor has missed this contextual typo and you should fire him/her immediately.
Dave Matthews employs a brilliant amount of fiddle, oh yes, I said that. He also has the best dance moves since … Well, since page 52.
One more thing: “‘Jeez-just shut up and rock!’” = brilliance. I am going to do my best to work this into a conversation while I study in London.
thanks, rad book.
-Vancouver, Canada
#2 by John Sellers on February 22, 2010 - 7:17 PM
Ha — thanks, Monika. I will definitely let my editor know about this extreme lapse in judgment. Heads will roll!